I’m writing this while crying because my mom really hurt me. She called me a loser and said it’s pathetic that I’m almost 40 and have never had any sex. I don’t think it’s fair for her to blame me all the time, especially since she’s always making me rub her bunions while she’s finger-fuckin’ herself on her mobility scooter. Anyway, I’m trying to cheer myself up by turning her insult around. Do you think I’ve never had any sex, Mom? Well, what do you think about me jerking off to AnySex, you old hag?
AnySex.com was registered way back in 1999, but the version we see now started around 2011.
That’s still a long time for a free porn site, and that’s probably why it’s so popular. Right now, they get over 30 million visits a month, which means I’m not alone, mom! Stop telling me I don’t have any friends.
For Guys Like Me Who Want Any Sex Â
The front page of AnySex looks just like any other free porn site, even though the header shouts in all caps that they’re the best sex site!
I’m not complaining, because the thumbnails are like a wall of porn. There’s an Asian MILF giving head in the shower, a teen with flat tits messing around with her perverted old teacher, a taboo scene with a big-titted woman and her stepbrother, and a crazy anal movie where a slut licks whipped cream out of her own butt.
With my ad-blocker on, the layout is pretty clean.
Besides the header and footer, there’s nothing much on the page except pretty girls in different stages of undress and all sorts of positions. No dick pills getting in the way of the girl with the giant butt plug and a bunch of big dildos, no local horny singles between me and the BDSM scene where a stewardess gets slammed on a table and then goes ass-to-mouth.
I was worried I’d cum in my pants before I even got to touch myself, but there were so many choices that it was overwhelming.
I wonder if The Porn Dude gets all worked up like this when he’s picking his spank material, but I guess if he did, he wouldn’t have built such a big empire. I know he likes teen lesbian orgies, which is why this foursome scene featuring porn-star girl scouts caught my eye.
Kicked Out of Webelos, Jerked Off to Girl Scouts Â
I got a pop-up for Chaturbate when I clicked on the sexy scouts tossing each other’s salads.
It was annoying, but not as annoying as my mom yelling from the basement about cleaning the kitty litter because the ammonia smell was making her see double again. I just put on my headphones and turned up the volume. I’ve spent about half an hour working up a hard erection, and I’m not going to lose it before I touch it even a little bit.
The scene is a preview from a Team Skeet video, apparently uploaded by the perverts themselves, with a quick link to see the whole thing over at the paysite.
I already spent my allowance this month on some anime figurines, so I’ll have to settle for the trailer.
AnySex built-in video player includes the usual controls, along with speed settings.
As a guy with a problem with premature ejaculation, I really appreciate being able to watch the scene faster so I can see more lesbian tit play before I come. If you’re the type who likes to savor things, like The Porn Dude, you can watch the girl’s ejaculations over and over in slow motion, making the most of every moment.
High-Quality Clips for Quick Lunchbreak Wanks Â
The big-name, big-budget scenes on AnySex are a trade-off.
On one hand, I can watch a hot redhead like Crystal Clark in a dirty lesbian threesome without paying for a site like Twistys. On the other hand, I don’t get a full 10 minutes, and the resolution tops out at 720p.
I searched Latina, and AnySex came back with the first page of their 9,000 very hot scenes featuring spicy mamacitas getting played with by cock.
Weirdly, the site doesn’t let me filter the results at all. I can’t sort them by duration, popularity, or date added like on other sites.
Cranking It To Ebony Lesbian Squirting Orgies Â
Man, I’ve got to talk about these categories for a second.
It’s no secret that I’m a huge fan of Japanese sluts, and my girlfriend knows it. She’s an anime princess body pillow, and while some of you guys might laugh, she’s been the best companion of my life. The Japanese section on AnySex, with over 20,000 free hardcore scenes, makes me want a real, live, flesh-and-blood Asian girl. I’m sorry, princess, but your cotton innards are barely gripping my genitals and are getting worse every day.
I can’t really blame all the tears on AnySex (often misspelled as “anyxxx”).
If anything, the site’s massive collection of free HD porn samples helped me feel a little better, at least until I came again and had to go back to my basement life with cat hair and anime. If it can help a guy like me feel a little sexual joy, it can probably bring a smile to your face and a hard-on to your pants. It won’t cost you anything to take a look.
